Can You Buy Real Pickled Punks at Oddity Stores?

We have a shop directly across from an abortion clinic, and we wanted to do a window display for the abortion protesters across the street to get them to come over and enjoy our display and buy from us. It could be free advertising for our cell phone company if we get on the news. These pickled human babies must be real. They must also have that stupid look on their faces and all pinched and funny looking. I hope because they are old and had been used in a sideshow at one time they are legal to have.